Welcome to Temptation Island.

Hey friends, This post.. is a double post.. Reason being is, before and after New York I flew out and in to:

Notice a little face hiding in the M??

Where the canals are long and Identical and VERY easy for myself to get lost in.

We checked in and made our way straight into the centre.. (I wonder why)

Diamond in the rough.

This little sexy made me want to fix my bike up. Note the name, Johnny Loco aka Yonny Loco sticker on my bike this summer.

Got into the centre and met up with crew.. You'll never guess where we went next..

Now, alot of photos were taken in the cafe but for the safety of others.. Those photos will not be posted up.

Chopped and ready to roll.

Or if you can roll you can buy them pre made.

Time goes by...

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By the way I didn't give in to sin and smoke. 8 years no smokey.

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Then we left the coffee shop for dinner/munchies. There is a shop where for 2.50 you can buy a burger from a vending machine.. Kinda gross right?

So, I decided to buy a burger from the vending machine.

..and it was good!

After that we wandered into the Red light district for a bit of window shopping.. Once again but.. You can take photos in the red light district.. In exchange for your kneecaps so I didn't take any snaps... Once again I didn't sin. 50 euro's is not worth the short amount of time.

After an interesting/Amazing/ Surprisingly hungry and relaxed night, I set off to the airport. I got there kind of early so I spent some time exploring the cow museum?

This one is for all my tea fans, myself included, probably the coolest booths ever.

When I got back I was solo and it rained floods so I didn't do much exciting stuff..

Lips.

More canals.

The perfect girl would own this bike.. Reasons?

1. European, So she would speak more then one language.
2. European, So she would be intelligent. (Hopefully)
3. Dutch so she would be attractive.
4. Rides a bike.. (Refer to Barcelona blog.)
5. Plays an instrument.
6. Carries a Rose everywhere she rides. (Not really a reason but kinda cute.)

Staircase in my hostel was Gnnnnnnnnaaaaarrrrleyyyyy!

So that was Amsterdam for an non-smoking, non-hooker banging guy on a short visit.. Although I must say it was very hard to resist. Next update is NEW YORK CITY BABY WOOOO!!!!

Oh and hey..